Jokes and songs for Halloween Fun!

Here are a few good jokes to try on those trick or treaters coming to your door tonight:

What kind of a sandwich will a vampire never eat?
A STAKE sandwich!

What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
The trombone!

What do polite little ghosts never do?
Spook until they're spooken to!

What are the best kind of hot dogs this time of year?
Hallow-wieners!

Looking for a fun song? Charlotte Diamond has recorded a wonderful spooky song you can sing at home! If You're Scary and You Know It you can sing too!

You can ...
show your fangs
stir your brew
flap your wings
rattle your bones

What other spooky things you can think of?